feline interlude

Feline Interlude: OUSTED

by Sal on April 29, 2012 · 20 comments

By (surprisingly) popular demand, a new Feline Interlude:

Simon (left) and Rowan (right) have the run of our house. However, they both seem to favor my desk chair. On weekdays. When I need to be sitting in it working. You can see that they’ve left me a very generous four inches on which to perch my ‘tocks.

Believe me, they NEVER want to cuddle adorably in my desk chair on weekends when I’m out and about. Weekdays. Work hours only. And I generally react by dragging in a different chair for myself, because I’m too tenderhearted for my own good.

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Sarah dropped this into the Suggestion Box:

I’ve seen snippets of your cat (cats?) in your photos, and I’d like to see a post discussing fashion tips in regards to having pets, like how to handle pet hair on your dressy (or even everyday) items, what problems pets pose to one’s wardrobe (my cats love to paw at my legs to get my attention, and if I’m wearing flimsy tights, there goes the pair!), that sort of thing. Many a person dressed to leave the house gets their clothes slobbered on, covered in cat hair at the last minute, or finds pet dander on something your cat managed to sleep on. Any suggestions to help combat these common problems would be appreciated, especially in terms of having to dash out of the house for work or some other time-sensitive event.

Ahhh yes, the question of pets. My adorable cats are shedding machines, ever eager to sit in my lap when I’m wearing delicate duds, and fascinated by ANYTHING that dangles. They’ve ruined a few items – Rowan Kitty once licked a huge hole in diaphanous mohair sweater and then gave me the, “What? You love me,” face. But there’s no way in hell I’m getting rid of them, so here are a few of my work-arounds.

Roll with it

Let’s start with the obvious: Buy a lint roller for your home, one for your car, one for your office. Pet hair is the most common and obvious sign of pet ownership, and much of it can be dealt with by swiping a lint roller across your personage. Travel sizes are available, so you might even consider one for your handbag, briefcase, or bookbag. But naturally, in order for the lint roller to work you’ve got to …

Be vigilant

I might suck at checking my rear view and I frequently leave the house before dealing with concealer and blush, but I seldom miss a fine coat of cat hairs clinging to my sweater. Why? Because a hair check is something I’ve trained myself to do every time I prepare to go outside. I also help my husband out, since his cat hair standards are a bit lower than my own. Find a way to remain vigilant so you don’t have to employ your office lint roller quite as often.

Consider barrier methods

I must give credit where credit is due: YEARS ago, Husband Mike realized that we were spending more time and energy laundering our blankets and sheets than was strictly necessary. So we started putting a spare flat sheet on top of our comforter, and dubbed it The Filth Sheet. The Filth Sheet can be washed whenever, the comforter beneath stays relatively filth-free. (Our cats do burrow, but they tend to go into the actual bed instead of a single layer down, for whatever reason.) We use a Filth Sheet on our sofa as well, and as a self-employed gal who works at home, I now employ a Filth Pillowcase when either cat demands lap time. It’s a king-sized pillowcase purchased for this very reason and I just place it in my lap, and plop the cat on top. Saves tights, skirts, and everything beneath from fur AND claws.

Utilize durable lower levels

If you’ve got a pawsy pooch or feline, or any animal at all that cannot resist giving your legs some lovin’, make sure that you do pants, tall boots, maxi skirts, and other durable goods on your lower body as often as possible. When I’m visiting my parents and their cute but rambunctious dog, I pack jeans, boots, ponte pants, and leggings. If it’s summer, I’ll do lightweight boots and shorts or skirts. Never tights, never silk, never anything that has a loose weave.

And that’s great and it works for me, but what if you live with a pet that can’t resist sinking its claws into your calves AND you enjoy wearing tights and pumps? Honestly, the only work-arounds that I can think of is to wear pants or jeans over your tights until you get out of the house, or enlist the help of someone else to distract the pet as you exit. Wearing delicate legwear – or really, delicate anything – when you’re planning to be in the house with the pet for long periods of time is probably a bad play.

Distract and dash

Last-ditch option? Before you put on your delicates, grab a toy. Get dressed, enter the pet-occupied room, pitch the toy, and dash out of the house. Hey, I said it was last-ditch! But it does work for most common house pets.

A final note: It can be absolutely infuriating when a pet swipes you and ruins a beloved or expensive blouse, dress, or pair of tights. But try to remember that our pets adore us. I mean, they adore us in a way that few other living beings ever will. They bear us and our wardrobes no ill will, and if they had any money at all they’d spring for replacement garments. Hug, forgive, and move on.

How do YOU deal with your pets as a stylish woman? Any other tips or tricks to share?

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Feline Interlude: BAGGED

by Sal on November 13, 2011 · 13 comments

Just thought you should know that I’m not the ONLY Desigual fan in the house.

More feline interludes here.

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Gray cardigan, J.Jill
Gray tunic, Tulle
Gray leggings, Target
Gray boots, Tsubo Baco, courtesy Tsubo
Labradorite necklace, MeganKathleen

I felt comfy and chic in this monochrome gray outfit. And triumphant, too! Both the cardigan and tunic have been challenging pieces for me, and I think they worked quite well together.

Simon and Rowan supervise most of our just-outside-the-front-door shoots. Without their vigilance, things would quickly fall to pieces, believe me.
Knit moto, The Mexican Shop
Black dress, Amazon
Printed leggings, Hue via Nordstrom Rack
Foldover booties, Aldo

I truly adore my leather moto, but this knit one is far cozier. And it’s a great match for these leopard-print leggings. Rockity roll!

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Sunday Shoes: Old Navy Gladiators

by Sal on July 18, 2010 · 19 comments


Since this pair of shoes is among my least photogenic, I have enlisted some help in making these photos less boring and dumb.




Ahhh, that’s better. Thanks, Simon, for your assistance. I can see you disdain these gladiators. I understand that. They were a mere $10 at Old Navy, purchased on a whim after years of resisting the trend. But believe me when I tell you, skeptical kitty, that they’re surprisingly comfy and cute. So much so that I went back for a pair in brown. Do I wear them on days when I’m going to walk across campus several times, you ask? No, Simon, I don’t. But they’re just fine for everyday wear.

No, you can’t borrow them.

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Feline Interlude: SCREENED

by Sal on June 20, 2010 · 14 comments

Simon Kitty prefers to supervise when HM and I pick raspberries from the bushes on the south side of our house. He wedges himself into the screened windowsill to get the best view. And for optimum cuteness, of course.

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Feline Interlude: SUSPENDED

by Sal on February 28, 2010 · 32 comments


A couple of months ago, I bought Rowan a hammock. See, Rowan is an Elder Stateskitty at 15 years old and I’ve started to really pamper her. I noticed that she goes out of her way to sit suspended. For instance, if HM and I are watching a movie with a blanket over us, she’ll sit on the blanket BETWEEN our knees. She basically hammocks the blanket herself.

Now, as you fellow cat owners undoubtedly know, cats generally shun anything purchased for them. Why play on that $350 cat jungle gym when there are PAPER BAGS TO SIT IN? So I worried that Ro would completely ignore her hammock.

But luckily …





She sits in it while I’m writing at my desk and scolds me for not paying more attention to her. It’s ADORABLE.

Oh, and I make no apologies for the coating of cathair on the sling. It’s a sign of her love for my gift and I’m not cleaning it off. OK, I’m not cleaning it off yet.

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Feline Interlude: ROLLED

by Sal on April 5, 2009 · 8 comments

Rowan is a fashion kitty. Know how I know?

This is what she does EVERY TIME I go into the bedroom to get dressed or undressed. Clearly the very scent of clothing, shoes, and accessories delights her feline senses.

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