Ahhh, that’s better. Thanks, Simon, for your assistance. I can see you disdain these gladiators. I understand that. They were a mere $10 at Old Navy, purchased on a whim after years of resisting the trend. But believe me when I tell you, skeptical kitty, that they’re surprisingly comfy and cute. So much so that I went back for a pair in brown. Do I wear them on days when I’m going to walk across campus several times, you ask? No, Simon, I don’t. But they’re just fine for everyday wear.
No, you can’t borrow them.